[Lan.Deuh] 3 (Tiga) Kelebihan Camping di Destinasi Eco-Tourism

Where do they go? I ask you, where do they go? Remote controls. Those slippery, elusive devices that vanish into the abyss of the sofa cushions, never to be seen again.

It’s a conspiracy, I tell you. A grand, orchestrated plot by the remote control overlords.

I’ve searched every nook and cranny. Under the sofa, behind the pillows, even inside the cat (okay, not really, but I was tempted). Nothing.

• Theory 1: Inter-Dimensional Travel (Again). Remote controls are small, easily portable, and perfect for slipping through the fabric of reality.
• Theory 2: The Sofa Monster. We all know it exists. That mythical creature that lurks beneath the cushions, devouring loose change and remote controls.
• Theory 3: The Cat Did it. Cats are known for their mischief, and their ability to hide small objects.
• Theory 4: I simply placed it somewhere, and forgot. This is the most likely, and most embarrassing, of the theories.

I’m starting to think I need to invest in a remote control leash. Or perhaps a remote control tracking device.